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  <title>Piddles and Dinks</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2004 21:05:14 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I am truly sorry.  &lt;br /&gt;Love,&lt;br /&gt;Sarah</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2004 02:52:30 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Haven&apos;t written in a long time - I think those close to me know the story of my life for the past six months or so, and so I suppose the whys and hows and whens and whats of it all do not matter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This will be my last entry ever in this journal,&lt;br /&gt;I am embarking upon a huge new journey and I do not wish&lt;br /&gt;to to bring any (badness) from my past with me.&lt;br /&gt;Of course I have tons of goodness and wonderfulness&lt;br /&gt;from my past that I carry around with me close to my&lt;br /&gt;heart and I will be in touch with every single one&lt;br /&gt;of those people that I associate with those feelings,&lt;br /&gt;it just will not be via internet journaling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So the long and short of it - I am in New Jersey!&lt;br /&gt;For keeps!  And it is cold!  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love you all and will be in touch soon!</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2003 04:27:41 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>&quot;Bunnies aren&apos;t just cute like everybody supposes...&quot; - sing it Anya!</title>
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  <description>People.  They are just too funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/siamang/43717.html&quot;&gt;I don&apos;t know whether to laugh or cry&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or both maybe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am actually not referring to the above linked post;&lt;br /&gt;more like the 418 outraged comments regarding it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Too, too funny.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2003 03:52:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>&quot;I look and smell,&quot;  Aunt Sponge declared, &quot;as lovely as a Rose!&quot;</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;TMI Confession of the day:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Know that childhood hatred of bathing?&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, well - I never quite outgrew that.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2003 01:39:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Well it&apos;s not exactly an altarcloth...or a tablecloth...</title>
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  <description>It&apos;s a phonebag!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://mangowebdesign.com/images/phonebag.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After I lugged my sewing machine across town, &lt;br /&gt;it took us practically 2 hours to NOT get it to work.  &lt;br /&gt;Which is super bizarre because when I got home &lt;br /&gt;I decided to stop being afraid of it, &lt;br /&gt;started playing around with it, and as far as I can tell - &lt;br /&gt;it works.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which is not to say that my stitches are straight, &lt;br /&gt;or that anything I make looks &lt;i&gt;good&lt;/i&gt; ...&lt;br /&gt;but by golly, I made SOMETHING!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What am I supposed to do with all this thread that sticks&lt;br /&gt;out all over the place when I am done?&lt;br /&gt;Cut it?  Knot it?&lt;br /&gt;Help!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2003 15:36:58 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Going for my first sewing lesson today ...&lt;br /&gt;let&apos;s hope that I don&apos;t make a total dunder-headed lummox&lt;br /&gt;of myself and sew my finger to the &quot;table-cloth&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(I can&apos;t call it what it really is, because I think my&lt;br /&gt;sweet, gentle devout Jehovah&apos;s Witness sewing teacher&lt;br /&gt;might balk at showing me how to make an ALTAR CLOTH)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just read Alice Hoffman&apos;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0385507607/qid=1059838161/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/104-5304519-8174356?v=glance&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;n=507846&quot;&gt;The Probable Future&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;I cried and cried and cried.&lt;br /&gt;Alice Hoffman is the most incredible author that I have ever read.&lt;br /&gt;Not that she writes about anything new - &lt;br /&gt;it&apos;s mostly about human nature and love and sadness&lt;br /&gt;and the people whose lives intersect and entangle in the &lt;br /&gt;midst of all these things, and the magic that ensues because &lt;br /&gt;of it all.  Alot of readers apparently gave it a mediocre review.&lt;br /&gt;Shame on them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I woke up yesterday morning and I had a new doormat.&lt;br /&gt;Just like that.  No note, no nothing.&lt;br /&gt;Thank you doormat faery!  &lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re way better than the pool gnomes!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2003 14:13:17 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>If I see one more POTC LJ user icon/quiz/fanfic, &lt;br /&gt;or actually anything at all to do with that movie, &lt;br /&gt;I am seriously going to throttle someone.&lt;br /&gt;Stop the insanity, people.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For God&apos;s sake, it&apos;s just a movie and it wasn&apos;t &lt;br /&gt;even all that good.&lt;br /&gt;And I don&apos;t care if you get the same answer 10 times in a row&lt;br /&gt;from those Quizilla quizzes, Captain Jack Sparrow is NOT&lt;br /&gt;the man for you.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2003 03:23:02 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Maybe I am getting old, but every movie I have seen &lt;br /&gt;for the past 6 months seems way too damn long.  &lt;br /&gt;By the time I get up to leave the theatre my knees have &lt;br /&gt;locked up and if I stumble to the door without falling, &lt;br /&gt;it&apos;s nothing short of a miracle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Same thing with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tombraidermovie.com/ticketing/index.html&quot;&gt;Tomb Raider : The Cradle of Life&lt;/a&gt; (The Cradle of Crap).&lt;br /&gt;Now I love Angelina Jolie as much as the next person, but dammit, &lt;br /&gt;it felt like I was watching her for at least five hours.&lt;br /&gt;I think they sucked all the humour and personality out of her, &lt;br /&gt;it was like watching her tear through a life or death adventure filled &lt;br /&gt;&quot;to-do&quot; list.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also watched &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.spiritedaway.com.au/&quot;&gt;Spirited Away&lt;/a&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;and I wasn&apos;t too impressed with that either.&lt;br /&gt;And the thing is, I really wanted to like it.  &lt;br /&gt;I really did.&lt;br /&gt;I am not sure what is wrong with me lately, &lt;br /&gt;I just can&apos;t seem to &quot;get into&quot; anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Super Target finally opened...&lt;br /&gt;unfortunately I don&apos;t think this is what it will take&lt;br /&gt;to draw a better class of people to the area, &lt;br /&gt;no matter how exciting it may seem initially.  Ha.  Ha.&lt;br /&gt;But they did have some funky clothes and I did get&lt;br /&gt;to buy a pair of my super-sized alien insect silver headphones ^^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mount Dora is incredible.&lt;br /&gt;Visited &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser ljuser-name_runninggirl&apos; lj:user=&apos;runninggirl&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://runninggirl.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://runninggirl.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;runninggirl&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; in her gorgeous new place,&lt;br /&gt;witnessed a hit and run, drank way too much home-made &lt;br /&gt;Long Island Iced Tea (note to self: next time something says &quot;concentrate&quot; - WATER IT DOWN!!) &lt;br /&gt;and spent all of today checking out the quaint downtown area.&lt;br /&gt;So many beautiful antique and vintage shops...&lt;br /&gt;when I return I will definitely pick up a pair of pewter candlesticks.&lt;br /&gt;And lunch at the Windsor Rose Tearoom, where I had steak and mushroom pie.&lt;br /&gt;Definitely &quot;stick to your ribs&quot; fare, next time I will try&lt;br /&gt;the high tea with pastries and tea sandwiches and all that&lt;br /&gt;sort of thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally got the new DDR pads, I am sorry the old one broke,&lt;br /&gt;but if they hadn&apos;t, I would never have started bellydancing again...&lt;br /&gt;I will be ready for the Witch&apos;s Ball this year with my&lt;br /&gt;mad belly gyrations!</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2003 02:27:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Highballs and beer mamacita!</title>
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  <description>The daughter of an alcoholic once told me that no one really recovers, &lt;br /&gt;they just trade one addiction for another.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And keeping that in mind...&lt;br /&gt;Bye bye &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.upn.com/shows/buffy/&quot;&gt;Buffy&lt;/a&gt; ... hello &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thewb.com/Shows/Show/0,7353,%7C%7C156,00.html&quot;&gt;Charmed&lt;/a&gt;!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes I know, it&apos;s totally trashy, it&apos;s not even that funny,&lt;br /&gt;but for some reason I am hooked.&lt;br /&gt;Plus, I think I am watching the summer re-runs.&lt;br /&gt;Well so what, I watch ONE LOUSY HOUR of tv a week - &lt;br /&gt;it could be alot worse.  &lt;br /&gt;I could watch &lt;i&gt;Friends&lt;/i&gt;, for example.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tonight &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Name?Marino,+Ken&quot;&gt;Ken Marino&lt;/a&gt; was on the show!  &lt;br /&gt;You may remember him from MTV&apos;s mid ninties comedy &lt;br /&gt;sketch show &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.statemedia.net/state.php&quot;&gt;The State&lt;/a&gt;...then again, you may not.&lt;br /&gt;Shame on you if you don&apos;t, it was the funniest show, &lt;br /&gt;with the most creative/original actors, ever.&lt;br /&gt;I wonder what they are all doing now?&lt;br /&gt;Besides acting in the supernatural version of Melrose Place that is.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2003 04:09:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>So what&apos;s good?</title>
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  <description>- Read &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0671880187/qid=1058673630/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/103-3366405-8286260?v=glance&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;n=507846&quot;&gt;Kitchen&lt;/a&gt;, by Banana Yoshimoto today.&lt;br /&gt;Very interesting and passionate characters, very good book...&lt;br /&gt;but very sad.  The inside cover review compared her to &lt;br /&gt;Marguerite Duras, but I just didn&apos;t see it.  &lt;br /&gt;I couldn&apos;t get even 10 pages into Duras&apos; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0375700528/qid=1058673845/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/103-3366405-8286260&quot;&gt;The Lover&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;br /&gt;the character just seemed so lifeless and emotionless.&lt;br /&gt;I just didn&apos;t see the comparison between the authors at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Rented &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.possession-movie.com/&quot;&gt;Possession&lt;/a&gt; this evening, &lt;br /&gt;and it was a surprising good adaptation.&lt;br /&gt;Of course, I might be able to say that since I do not &lt;br /&gt;remember the book at all, but it was a very enjoyable film.  &lt;br /&gt;Also very sad.&lt;br /&gt;I think I should watch/read more comedy.&lt;br /&gt;I do wish, however, that they had found a different &lt;br /&gt;actor for the main character.  &lt;br /&gt;He reminded me of an obnoxious St. Bernard puppy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Bought a t shirt that said &quot;Naomi&apos;s Noodle House &amp; Driving school.&lt;br /&gt;I didn&apos;t need it, but I couldn&apos;t resist it.  &lt;br /&gt;Also got some stationary from Target for my new penpal(s).  &lt;br /&gt;And a lovely nap blanket which I tried to put to use during this afternoon&apos;s thunderstorm, &lt;br /&gt;but I guess I just didn&apos;t have the nap in me.&lt;br /&gt;Oh well, maybe some other time.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2003 03:02:29 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I am branching out ...instead of reading cheesy vampire novels, &lt;br /&gt;I have started reading &lt;i&gt;New York Times&lt;/i&gt; best sellers.&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t worry though, I will never stoop as low as to read&lt;br /&gt;Danielle Steele.&lt;br /&gt;Even trashy novel lovers have to have standards.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So.  My first pick?  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0316168688/qid=1058410173/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/103-3366405-8286260?v=glance&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;n=507846&quot;&gt;The Dogs of Babel&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After his wife&apos;s &quot;accidental&quot; death falling from the backyard &lt;br /&gt;apple tree, Paul, a linguist, becomes obsessed with teaching &lt;br /&gt;the sole witness of the tragedy - the family dog - to speak.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sounds stupid doesn&apos;t it?  &lt;br /&gt;Well, quirky yes, and very sad...but a surprisingly good read.  &lt;br /&gt;Guess there is something to be said for being listed on the New York Times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Know what the best sandwich in the world is?&lt;br /&gt;Country potato bread spread liberally with grainy dijon,&lt;br /&gt;pepperoni, extra sharp white cheddar cheese, and kosher dill pickle slices. &lt;br /&gt;YUM!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Know what else?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.toriamos.com/splash-nf.html&quot;&gt;Tori Amos&lt;/a&gt; + &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benfolds.com/&quot;&gt;Ben Folds&lt;/a&gt; = &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.toriamos.com/tour/&quot;&gt;Lottapianos Tour&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And me + friend will be there!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2003 03:16:58 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Keyboard totally spazzed out this evening right in the middle of&lt;br /&gt;a crap movie.  (&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/darknessfalls/&quot;&gt;Darkness Falls&lt;/a&gt;, to make a long story short &lt;br /&gt;I wanted Donnie Darko but Blockbuster didn&apos;t have it &lt;br /&gt;so I thought ok, maybe Punch Drunk Love, but some lady &lt;br /&gt;convinced me to get Darkness Falls instead, she assured me&lt;br /&gt; that I would like it.  Lying bitch.)&lt;br /&gt;So that would explain why I was typing in the middle &lt;br /&gt;of a movie that I paid good money for - because it bored &lt;br /&gt;the shit out of me. Then all the keys started sticking.  &lt;br /&gt;Hmm.  Maybe it&apos;s all related.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I have a shiny new keyboard, but it just doesn&apos;t make &lt;br /&gt;the same clicky sound that I so adored when the keys are struck. &lt;br /&gt;How vexing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another thing that vexes me are young women who are a size 2&lt;br /&gt;and who wear a D cup brassiere.  How is this possible?&lt;br /&gt;When I lost all that weight my boobs went with it...&lt;br /&gt;so what gives?  Now I am a size 4, sure, but I am down to a 34b.&lt;br /&gt;So I guess it all evens out proportionally, but I don&apos;t still j&lt;br /&gt;ust don&apos;t get it.&lt;br /&gt;People will console me by saying that these girls were surgically&lt;br /&gt;enhanced but I don&apos;t understand that either.  &lt;br /&gt;Where do people my age and younger get the money for &lt;br /&gt;something like that?&lt;br /&gt;Are they gifts?&lt;br /&gt;How can you ever trust someone again if they give you $5000 &lt;br /&gt;and say &quot;here pumpkin, fix yourself up a little, &lt;br /&gt;I know the name of a great plastic surgeon&quot;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now that I read over this it doesn&apos;t read very coherently, &lt;br /&gt;but I will keep it the way it is because I want to remember&lt;br /&gt;how angry I am right now.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2003 17:51:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>D&apos;oh!</title>
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  <description>I did it again...urgh...!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before the movie last night, we went to TGI Fridays &lt;br /&gt;and I ordered some stupid chicken dish. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sizzling Chicken &amp; Cheese *new*&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two marinated sautéed chicken breasts over onions &amp; peppers &lt;br /&gt;with melted American &amp; Mexican cheeses. &lt;br /&gt;Served with our signature mashed potatoes.&lt;/small&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First of all, &lt;i&gt;I was not not even hungry&lt;/i&gt;, second of all, &lt;br /&gt;I DON&apos;T EVEN LIKE CHICKEN!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a book I read recently they were genetically modifying chicken...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;[ It&apos;s only natural, given the ability to create new life forms, &lt;br /&gt;that scientists should create an ersatz chicken: &lt;br /&gt;&quot;a large bulblike object that seemed to be covered with &lt;br /&gt;stippled whitish-yellow skin. Out of it came twenty thick &lt;br /&gt;fleshy tubes, and at the end of each tube, another bulb was growing.&quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This creature has a mouth-like opening for nutrients &lt;br /&gt;and no more brain function than it takes to digest food and grow. &lt;br /&gt;&quot;You get chicken breasts in two weeks - that&apos;s a three-week &lt;br /&gt;improvement on the most efficient low-light, high-density &lt;br /&gt;chicken farming operation so far devised,&quot; a technician explains.]&lt;/i&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They used these poor birds to make foodstuffs called &lt;br /&gt;&quot;Chickie Knob Nubbins&quot;, sort of like chicken nuggets of the future.&lt;br /&gt;I have had a hard time with chicken ever since.&lt;br /&gt;And on top of that, they gave me like, 3 tons of mashed potatoes.&lt;br /&gt;Sure, I like mashed potatoes as much as the next guy, &lt;br /&gt;but who the hell wants to eat that much of them?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Went to see &lt;a href=&quot;http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/pirates/&quot;&gt;Pirates of the Caribbean&lt;/a&gt; last night.&lt;br /&gt;Not sure if was due to the fact that the aforementioned &lt;br /&gt;superfluous meal was making me too ill to be comfortable, &lt;br /&gt;or the that the movie was indeed too long, but the watching &lt;br /&gt;of it seemed interminable.  I wanted to like it, really, I did.&lt;br /&gt;But I just lost interest after awhile.  Even Johnny Depp couldn&apos;t save it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And that Orlando Bloom.  &lt;br /&gt;I can&apos;t see this insane fangirl obsession with him.  &lt;br /&gt;To my way of thinking, he looks like one of those scrawny &lt;br /&gt;latino gang members in Brooklyn or whereever the hell in NY &lt;br /&gt;that they live.  You know, the ones with the scraggly little &lt;br /&gt;moustaches, and who wear long white t-shirts with baggy &lt;br /&gt;basketball jerseys over them and lots of gold jewelry?&lt;br /&gt;To me, that is Orlando Bloom.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry girls, your taste sucks.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2003 18:48:29 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>...like it&apos;s going out of style</title>
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  <description>If there is anything more depressing than balancing the checkbook,&lt;br /&gt;I can&apos;t think what it might be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where does all my money go?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;$8 Steak-N-Shake [Taco salad + beverage + tip]&lt;br /&gt;$6 Regal Cinema [28 days later]&lt;br /&gt;$15.20 7-11 [petrol]&lt;br /&gt;$76 Victoria&apos;s Secret [bra, dress, nightie]&lt;br /&gt;$10 e-Bay [fees]&lt;br /&gt;$8 e-Bay [origami paper]&lt;br /&gt;$19.95 TWI [I don&apos;t even know what this is ...mem. must inquire] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I mean, look at all that crap - how much of it did I NEED?&lt;br /&gt;Ok, maybe the gas for the car, but definitely not the &lt;br /&gt;disgusting taco salad that mostly got pushed around on my plate anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have to re-evaluate my spending in a major way.&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t buy books anymore because I can read them for free&lt;br /&gt;from the library, I normally don&apos;t rent movies because I go to&lt;br /&gt;the theatre once a week anyway, and anything else I can probably&lt;br /&gt;download (shhh) or again, get from the library.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What else can I do?&lt;br /&gt;I think a big problem is internet shopping...&lt;br /&gt;or is it?  I think I just like to get things in my mail box.&lt;br /&gt;And wouldn&apos;t it be ever so much better if they were not&lt;br /&gt;things that I actaully had to pay for?&lt;br /&gt;Maybe I should start writing letters and sending care packages&lt;br /&gt;and swap recipes and stuff like that via the USPS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who&apos;s with me?  Send me some addresses dammit so I can&lt;br /&gt;stop spending my hard earned cash on things like origami paper ^^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;July 12 is a FREE performance of Silk Road &lt;br /&gt;(Chinese ensemble of string, percussion &amp; voice) @the Volusia Mall...&lt;br /&gt;also Noche Flamenca (spanish dance company, also FREE) is going&lt;br /&gt;to be @ the Museum of Arts and Sciences July 16, and @ the Port Orange&lt;br /&gt;City amphitheatre on July 19 ...&lt;br /&gt;I would really like to see this stuff, but don&apos;t want to go alone...&lt;br /&gt;anyone interested?  &lt;br /&gt;Let me know.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2003 11:51:17 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>The first time I saw Weird Al was probably about 4 years ago, &lt;br /&gt;and at the time I was accompanied by a very critical musician &lt;br /&gt; and apparently I was hemorrhaging to death ( I don&apos;t remember this &lt;br /&gt;last part, but my sister tells me it&apos;s true ).&lt;br /&gt;I didn&apos;t have a BAD time, but by no stretch of the &lt;br /&gt;imagination could you call it a &lt;i&gt;great&lt;/i&gt; time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This Saturday, I was accompanied by &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser ljuser-name_runninggirl&apos; lj:user=&apos;runninggirl&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://runninggirl.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://runninggirl.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;runninggirl&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;,&lt;br /&gt;(who is not a critical musician, btw) &lt;br /&gt;and this time, yes, it was an AWESOME time.&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t like crowds since usually when you go to an event it&apos;s like &lt;br /&gt;a crowd of say...sports fans, or maybe...college kids...&lt;br /&gt;or testy punk rock bitches that are only 4 feet tall but are still &lt;br /&gt;aggressive little pushers and shovers.  &lt;br /&gt;Usually for music venues, it&apos;s a crowd of a certain type of person, &lt;br /&gt;specific to the music or the musicians. -Not so with Al...&lt;br /&gt;I think he is univerally loved and so he he has  a wide ranging fan base.&lt;br /&gt;We saw people there from 5 years old to 50 years old and everything &lt;br /&gt;in between - pasty white programmers, pink haired rebellious angst-ridden teens, &lt;br /&gt;a grey haired lady (right in the front!)whole families, and I think there was even &lt;br /&gt;a group there from the retarded kids home.  &lt;br /&gt;Or else they were just some young men who were really obnoxious - &lt;br /&gt;sometimes it&apos;s hard to tell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But for the most part it was such a mild mannered crowd&lt;br /&gt;that I didn&apos;t even mind that it was, indeed, a crowd.&lt;br /&gt;Or maybe it was the fact that I was kept so liquored up&lt;br /&gt;that I didn&apos;t even care ^^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Regardless, I had alot of fun.  I don&apos;t think I have yelled&lt;br /&gt;and screamed and jumped up and down and acted like such&lt;br /&gt;a moron...well...EVER.  It was great.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Started work on the chic sleek vintage &amp; unique boutique - &lt;br /&gt;here is a sneak preview: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mangowebdesign.com/shop/shop.html&quot;&gt;http://www.mangowebdesign.com/shop/shop.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am very open to suggestions and dontations!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2003 03:24:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Everyone&apos;s a critic</title>
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  <description>...which I guess is ok, I mean you&apos;re entitled &lt;br /&gt;to have your own opinions, critical or no, &lt;br /&gt;but it ceases to be ok when you are the critic &lt;br /&gt;sitting behind ME.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why is it that every time I go to a movie there&apos;s &lt;br /&gt;always got to be some negative lout in the seat directly &lt;br /&gt;behind me who feels it&apos;s his god given right to offer &lt;br /&gt;critical running commentary throughout the entire film?  &lt;br /&gt;And he doesn&apos;t even bother to keep his voice down?  &lt;br /&gt;Why must the world be populated with so many assholes?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last week it was Charlies Angels.&lt;br /&gt;OK, so it&apos;s a hokey cheesecake film...&lt;br /&gt;I mean you didn&apos;t know that when you bought the ticket?  &lt;br /&gt;Just what exactly were you expecting to see?  &lt;br /&gt;Meaningful dialogue?  Artistic cinematography?&lt;br /&gt;Get a grip, lame-o, it&apos;s CHARLIES ANGELS, for fuck&apos;s sake.&lt;br /&gt;But as usual there was some moron behind us ...&lt;br /&gt;I forget what his problem was, but there were many.&lt;br /&gt;One of these days I am going to turn around and rip someone&apos;s tongue out, see if I don&apos;t.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tonight we saw &lt;a href=&quot;http://www2.foxsearchlight.com/28dayslater/main.php?deeplink=&quot;&gt;28 Days Later&quot;&lt;/a&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;I will say this much - they probably could have cut about&lt;br /&gt;20 minutes off of it, and it still would have been fine...&lt;br /&gt;but all in all not too bad.&lt;br /&gt;The lighting and the way the movie was shot was very interesting, &lt;br /&gt;although I have heard alot of complaints about it.&lt;br /&gt;I thought it was scary, but the scary parts happened &lt;br /&gt;in like 5 second murderous- zombie- people flashes...&lt;br /&gt;It made me very tense, when I stood up afterwards &lt;br /&gt;I felt like I could have used a nice deep tissue massage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right now I am reading &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/022406181X/202-0680709-0775063&quot;&gt;Porno&lt;/a&gt; by Irvine Welsh (Trainspotting).&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s a very funny book, but it&apos;s taking me an insane amount &lt;br /&gt;of time to read it...&lt;br /&gt;If you&apos;ve seen the movie Trainspotting then you can &lt;br /&gt;appreciate why.  Remember those Scottish accents?&lt;br /&gt;You had to watch the movie 5 times before you figured&lt;br /&gt;out just what in the hell was going on?&lt;br /&gt;Well the books are written &lt;i&gt;exactly how they talk&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;Here&apos;s an example:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Ma heid&apos;s buzzin ah dinnae ken whether um comin&lt;br /&gt;or gaun here.  Ehs handing ower some dough, bit at the&lt;br /&gt;same time comin oot wi shite.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;-Francis Begbie&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course I get the general idea, but I&apos;d love to&lt;br /&gt;hear some translations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weird Al tomorrow!!  &lt;br /&gt;Yes, Yes, excited I am!</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2003 01:09:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>God willing I will conquer this terrible affliction</title>
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  <description>Today I came home, kicked off my shoes, &lt;br /&gt;fixed a glass of lemonade and plopped down on &lt;br /&gt;the floor with a book that I have been waiting all &lt;br /&gt;day to get home and read...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;without even glancing at the computer.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am making progress!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My scale is confused.  &lt;br /&gt;Last week it told me I had gained 6 lbs.&lt;br /&gt;But today I am back to 1xx.&lt;br /&gt;What gives??&lt;br /&gt;The scale was a gift from &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser ljuser-name_evening_rain&apos; lj:user=&apos;evening_rain&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://evening-rain.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://evening-rain.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;evening_rain&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;;&lt;br /&gt;my bathroom decor seems beyond my control since&lt;br /&gt;apparently my friends and family are determined that&lt;br /&gt;I have a Hello Kitty bathroom at all costs - &lt;br /&gt;obviously Hello Kitty isn&apos;t up to the job, or else&lt;br /&gt;she can&apos;t count or something, because she gives me&lt;br /&gt;a different weight everytime I step on her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stupid Hello Kitty - &lt;br /&gt;I bet Badtz Maru wouldn&apos;t jerk me around like this!</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2003 12:26:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>A brief congratulations to myself, thank you, thank you.</title>
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  <description>In celebration of my &lt;a href=&quot;http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&amp;amp;userid=mangoweb&quot;&gt;100th piece of feedback&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;br /&gt;I have decided to splurge and purchase a &lt;a href=&quot;http://ebay2.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_93e6a8f40b4796e1fa0adfaacec0c78e/i-1.JPG&quot;&gt;lovely torso.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry guys, I know how much you LOVED modeling for me,&lt;br /&gt;but now you&apos;re all off the hook ^^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally got hold of some of those &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=craftgrrl&amp;amp;keyword=aol+tins&amp;amp;filter=all&quot;&gt;AOL tins&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;that are allthe rage amoung the hip crafty set, &lt;br /&gt;think this week I will decoupage a bunch of them and use &lt;br /&gt;them to store tiny things.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If anyone has any extra please send them my way, &lt;br /&gt;or if you have any ideas for usages, please let me know!</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2003 03:22:31 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Simultaneously a very busy and a very lazy weekend.&lt;br /&gt;Not quite sure how that works.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thrifted, photographed, groceried, libraried, and strategically tried to avoid the heat.  &lt;br /&gt;Wonderful discovery at the store : &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bigelowtea.com/pr/&quot;&gt; blueberry harvest tea.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blueberries, chamomile, rose hips - yum yum yum.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Baked &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/community/ljrecipes/47461.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;from-scratch brownies&lt;/a&gt;; &lt;br /&gt;used carob instead of chocolate...&lt;br /&gt;they were so amazingly fabulous that I consumed half the pan &lt;br /&gt;while watching Roman Holiday on loan from the library &lt;br /&gt;this morning.  Whoops.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few weeks ago I read an &lt;a href=&quot;http://stacks.msnbc.com/news/905753.asp&quot;&gt;article (&quot;Is Poetry Dead?&quot;) in Newsweek&lt;/a&gt; that deeply saddened me...&lt;br /&gt;I tried to feel rebelliously poetic this weekend,&lt;br /&gt;but it just wasn&apos;t happening.  I was too tired.&lt;br /&gt;Maybe they are right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Soltice altar:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mangowebdesign.com/images/altar2.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mangowebdesign.com/images/thumb1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Southeast Museum of Photography:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mangowebdesign.com/images/mountain.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mangowebdesign.com/images/thumb2.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mangowebdesign.com/images/grave.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mangowebdesign.com/images/thumb3.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Feeling very sluggish and lazy because of this humidity, &lt;br /&gt;want to write more but can&apos;t.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even writing this dinky entry was exhausting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2003 02:54:42 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Girls gone wild</title>
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  <description>Ever play that game where you scribble a few lines &lt;br /&gt;of a story on a sheet of paper, fold it down so that &lt;br /&gt;only the last sentence shows, and pass it on to the next &lt;br /&gt;person for them to do the same?&lt;br /&gt;And when everyone has a go, you unfold it and read &lt;br /&gt;it from beginning to end?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is what we came up with...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Once upon a time, there  lived a horny old teacher named Mel.  &lt;br /&gt;She was addicted to Taco Bell since birth.  Now her anus was &lt;br /&gt;puckered and decrepit.  Since she couldn’t keep her hands &lt;br /&gt;off little children’s piss flaps, she was under house arrest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She panicked at this, but then told herself, &lt;br /&gt;“Discretion is the better part of valour”.  &lt;br /&gt;And so she proceeded to calmly pick her toenails clean in &lt;br /&gt;preparation for her forthcoming journey to Kilamanjaro.  &lt;br /&gt;Changing her name to Ivana Humpalot, she finally reached &lt;br /&gt;the summit of the mountain, where she encountered George Bush’s &lt;br /&gt;second cousin thrice removed, and decided to make a jump for it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As she fell her life passed before her eyes – &lt;br /&gt;all the lost loves, ill-fated business deals, &lt;br /&gt;all the deaths on her head – yes, she had lived &lt;br /&gt;a very full life for a 6 year old.&lt;br /&gt;Not surprisingly, she bounced a few times when she hit &lt;br /&gt;the bottom, and rolled to a dusty stop next to a herd &lt;br /&gt;of wild goats.  Yes, she mused wryly as she walked off into &lt;br /&gt;the hot pink neon sunset, it was definitely time to go on a diet.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A New York Times best seller?</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2003 12:46:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Light summer reading</title>
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  <description>I posted a book review of sorts &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/community/occult_reading/&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;when I come across a great book or author, I want everyone&lt;br /&gt;to know about it, and this lady is just out of this world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right now I am listening to Bruce Springsteen - &lt;br /&gt;he reminds me of childhood.  My mom used to have an ENORMOUS&lt;br /&gt;record collection and she would listen to him all the time.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;One Step Up&quot; is the saddest song ever.  But also the sexiest.&lt;br /&gt;Maybe it&apos;s just old Bruce ^^</description>
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  <description>Look what I got in the mail yesterday!&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s Collette, looking &quot;diabolically clever&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you, Miss Brogsol!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mangowebdesign.com/images/collette.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mangowebdesign.com/images/collette.jpg&quot; height=&quot;175&quot; width=&quot;100&quot; alt=&quot;Collette, looking diabolically clever&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Went and saw &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thehulk.com/index_flash.html&quot;&gt;The Hulk&lt;/a&gt; last night...&lt;br /&gt;don&apos;t want to say too much lest I raise anyone&apos;s expectations, &lt;br /&gt;but I did enjoy it.  Poor Jennifer Connelly, always cast &lt;br /&gt;loving troubled men ^^&lt;br /&gt;We went to an early (er) show, and I was really surprised &lt;br /&gt;at how many kids were there.  When I was a little girl, &lt;br /&gt;the Hulk tv show TERRIFIED me.&lt;br /&gt;Seriously.  I had Hulk nightmares til I was about 12 years old.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am looking forward to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fif-lso.org/fif/festartists.htm&quot;&gt;The Florida International Festival&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;br /&gt;we don&apos;t get much in the way of cultural events round these parts, &lt;br /&gt;so some of these performers look awesome.  &lt;br /&gt;Especially the Cuban jazz, the dancing gypsies, and the &lt;br /&gt;Chinese folk music.  And the best part is I think a great deal &lt;br /&gt;of the performances are free.  &lt;br /&gt;Yay for free!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Had a lovely blueberry pancake breakfast made possible &lt;br /&gt;by the blooming Better Crocker-ette, and now must proceed &lt;br /&gt;with summery solstice plans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If it wasn&apos;t for the last minute, I&apos;d never get anything done!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2003 16:17:27 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Hmmm...guess in some places in the world, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_790957.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife&quot;&gt;people look forward to growing old...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2003 23:17:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I ♥ Mondays</title>
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  <description>Driving to the bank today, I was very grumbly.&lt;br /&gt;Hot weather and sweating makes me grumbly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everybody was acting cruddy all over the road, &lt;br /&gt;not signaling (which, I am convinced, you WILL go to hell for), &lt;br /&gt;running lights, driving too fast or driving too slow, &lt;br /&gt;you name it, these dunder-headed jerkfaces were doing it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was yelling out my window, which was very rolled &lt;i&gt;up&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;br /&gt;at all of them, and I was just generally out of sorts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then the little announcer voice on the radio faded and I heard &lt;br /&gt;the first few notes of Pachelbel&apos;s Canon in D, &lt;br /&gt;and then everything seemed ok.&lt;br /&gt;That music always makes me stop and smile and &lt;br /&gt;believe in beautiful things again.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At the library I found the motherload in the young adult section - &lt;br /&gt;several short novels of fairytale classics retold  by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.donnajonapoli.com/&quot;&gt;Donna Jo Napoli&lt;/a&gt;.  &lt;br /&gt;I am going to sit out on the back porch every balmy evening &lt;br /&gt;this week and read them and sip from a tall glass of &lt;br /&gt;ice cold sweetened tea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://tourniquet.rydia.net/&quot;&gt;Vera Brogsol&lt;/a&gt; has got the lovliest, most whimsical artwork &lt;br /&gt;(AND an intriguing &lt;a href=&quot;http://tourniquet.rydia.net/sender/&quot;&gt;web comic&lt;/a&gt;), and I was really excited &lt;br /&gt;to see that in return for a small donation, she would sketch &lt;br /&gt;a favorite character for you, with the emotion of your choice.  &lt;br /&gt;I guess she is trying to make a little bit of extra money, &lt;br /&gt;and as I believe very strongly in supporting independent artists &lt;br /&gt;and small business owners - I would support anyone who is &lt;br /&gt;working hard for a dream -  plus I just love her work...&lt;br /&gt;so I donated ...and the mailman should be bringing me &lt;br /&gt;a piece of original art sometime this week!&lt;br /&gt;Yay!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the next month or so I will be opening my small, intimate &lt;br /&gt;web boutique for vintage &amp; retro clothing ...although eBay is fun, &lt;br /&gt;I would really like to expand and see how well I do with it.&lt;br /&gt;Wish me luck!  (And donate your old threads to me!)</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2003 13:08:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Checking in</title>
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  <description>Well it&apos;s time for that generic thing that everbody does this time of year...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How am I doing on my new years resolutions?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;1. reach size 4 status - yes I am going to continue&lt;br /&gt;obsessing until status is reached. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;currently hovering between a 2 and a 4 - goal attained, &lt;br /&gt;but would prefer to stop losing and gaining these same 3 lbs.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. eat more fruits and veggies - Have already started this, &lt;br /&gt;I am currently very addicted to frozen peas. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;uhhh..was doing good until this past week when &lt;br /&gt;all I have been eating is cheese.  &lt;br /&gt;and yes, I know about the problems I am going to have with that ^^;  &lt;br /&gt;this week I am going to pick up some blueberries and avocados.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. take a business course - so I can advise certain people on&lt;br /&gt;how not to run their business into the ground &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;nope, still haven&apos;t done this one, but I HAVE &lt;br /&gt;received my diploma, so not all is lost.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. become a proficient handy-woman - so I don&apos;t have to bat &lt;br /&gt;my eyes at big dumb men to get the job done, I am starting&lt;br /&gt;this weekend with a piece of furniture that I am going to &lt;br /&gt;sand down and paint, and matting my own photos&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;don&apos;t know about this one either - &lt;br /&gt;except for a few pictures I have hung, I haven&apos;t really &lt;br /&gt;been all grr grr handy.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. learn Flash - that was on last year&apos;s list too...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;nope, not YET&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. craft more - already have some projects in mind - &lt;br /&gt;magnets, coasters, potpourri, room sprays, and candles.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt; well, I did make magnets...and once I overcome the &lt;br /&gt;fear of the sewing machine, I will be a force to be &lt;br /&gt;reckoned with...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. read more - have already started this, currently reading&lt;br /&gt;The Drifters, and Orchid Fever : A horticultural tale of &lt;br /&gt;love, lust and lunacy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;yes!  this is something I have worked hard on, &lt;br /&gt;I am going to the library every week now, and I am trying &lt;br /&gt;to get AT LEAST one thing a week read.  go me!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. be a little more pleasant - i don&apos;t want my own mother &lt;br /&gt;to fear me. &lt;b&gt;this is a work in progress, but I think &lt;br /&gt;I am gaining ground.  at least where my mother is concerned.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. save at least $2500 - i am already a quarter of the way&lt;br /&gt;there.  &lt;b&gt;as of last deposit I am a little more than &lt;br /&gt;half-way there!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. be more thoughtful - phone calls and emails and &lt;br /&gt;remembering birthdays aren&apos;t terribly difficult or&lt;br /&gt;expensive, and they mean alot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;I am working hard at this too, but it&apos;s difficult &lt;br /&gt;when people won&apos;t email you back.&lt;br /&gt;AHEM.  some people REALLY need to check their email.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So...on the whole, not bad, but I definitely need to give certain things some more attention...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like the fact that I just had dessert for breakfast for one...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh!  And saw some great movies this week - &lt;br /&gt;ever since late last week I have been indulging in films &lt;br /&gt;and not much more.  Thursday &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser ljuser-name_runninggirl&apos; lj:user=&apos;runninggirl&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://runninggirl.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://runninggirl.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;runninggirl&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; visited &lt;br /&gt;and introduced me to the cinematic masterpiece that is &lt;br /&gt;Mystery Science Theatre 3000 while we ate greasy chinese appetizers.&lt;br /&gt;( I know this makes me wretched, but the funniest part was &lt;br /&gt;when they were flying over some snow capped mountains and &lt;br /&gt;one of the guys is all like &quot;look!  it&apos;s a team of dead soccer players!&quot; ...I know, I am rotten...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The rest of the weekend I spent thrifting and watching more movies...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oldschool-themovie.com/&quot;&gt;Old School&lt;/a&gt;, which was not as funny as I had hoped, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/adaptation/&quot;&gt;Adaptation&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;br /&gt;which I thought was pretty good, and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/Secretary-1116002/reviews.php&quot;&gt;Secretary&lt;a&gt;, &lt;br /&gt;which totally knocked my socks off.  &lt;br /&gt;There are not too many movies I could watch again and again, &lt;br /&gt;but Secretary would be one of them.&lt;br /&gt;And.  Well.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Name?Spader,+James&quot;&gt;James Spader.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...need I say more?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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